invisiblelad:

sarahtheartiste:

emmagrant01:

hiddlestalker:

asked to be made rebloggable

“Dif-tor heh smusma don’t mean jack shit to real star trek fans”

“Dif-tor heh smusma” is the Vulcan phrase for “Live long and prosper.”

BURN.

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“Please go back to your country or follow blogs that speak your language…” 

(via heirofmedusa)

  • What Kelly Rowland sang: I was in an abusive relationship. He was both emotionally and physically abusive. He was mentally manipulative, turning me against my best friend/sister and telling me she was the last person in the world who loved me. I was feeling low at a time when she was doing really well and that led to some feelings of jealousy and devalued self-worth, especially when I felt like there was nobody I could talk to about it. But when I did let her know what was happening, she was right there by my side.
  • What the blogs report: KELLY ADMITS SHE WAS JEALOUS OF BEYONCE IN ANGRY, CURSE-LADEN RANT SHE DIDN'T EVEN WRITE; SHE'S A HATER.

doctorwho:

Won’t hurt.

(Source: nickmilller)

heirofmedusa:

beautiful-ambition:

😂 Most accurate shit ever. Because no I’m not from where I was born (Vegas), nor am I Japanese, German, Portuguese, or Turkish just because I lived there. I’m not from TX just bc I lived there the longest. And if you say I’m from Jersey, I’ll drop kick your throat. Stop trying to tell me where I’m from when I claim no place. Sheesh. Shit is annoying lmfao 😒

Lol

heirofmedusa:

beautiful-ambition:

😂 Most accurate shit ever. Because no I’m not from where I was born (Vegas), nor am I Japanese, German, Portuguese, or Turkish just because I lived there. I’m not from TX just bc I lived there the longest. And if you say I’m from Jersey, I’ll drop kick your throat. Stop trying to tell me where I’m from when I claim no place. Sheesh. Shit is annoying lmfao 😒

Lol

roboinvisabunny:

squidowlrobot:

daisy-chain4satan:

wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow:

Stephen Fry, the closest thing there is to a deity in my life.

i wish more people would understand this.

he’s an atheist, which is weird because i often think he may be a god. 

I’m glad someone else has said this. Someone people listen to.

(Source: sarahxmay, via parisianmorningsmoroccannights)

heirofmedusa:

soulbrotherv2:

pharaohhearts:


Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.
Supervisor: Why?
Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.
Supervisor: (silence)
Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?
Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.
Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

HILARIOUS EVERY TIME

Okay, this has nothing whatsoever to do with the theme of my blog, as if my blog really has a theme, but this is just too hilarious not to reblog.

LMFAOOOO

heirofmedusa:

soulbrotherv2:

pharaohhearts:

Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.

Supervisor: Why?

Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.

Supervisor: (silence)

Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?

Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.

Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

HILARIOUS EVERY TIME

Okay, this has nothing whatsoever to do with the theme of my blog, as if my blog really has a theme, but this is just too hilarious not to reblog.

LMFAOOOO

(Source: lewis1993)

modifyourown:

drenwashere:

nanosaurus:

Manhattan Micro-Loft by Specht Harpman

I’ll take one!

Reduce the square footage by around 50%, make the staircases spiral ones, and it’s fucking perfect

(Source: simplyessentials, via parisianmorningsmoroccannights)

heirofmedusa:

thecakebar:

Chocolate Cake Mix Dessert Waffles

SWEET JESUS

HEY BOO

WE MAKING THESE

I DON’T GIVE A DAMN IF YOU HATE WAFFLES AND SHIT

THESE MUST HAPPEN

umistakemeforstraight:

beyoncespenis:

robertvision:

Frank Ocean - Bad Romance (Lady Gaga Cover)

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Dope

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heirofmedusa:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

rapturousenjoymentofgay:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

malanga-coco:

knowledgeequalsblackpower:

afrosinspace:

native-detroiter:

satanic2chainz:

adthehero:

beam-meh-up-scotty:

mimicryisnotmastery:

thinkersunite:

So I heard people were calling Kanye racist on twitter and I had to check it out for myself. 

The last one was the icing on the cake.

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

white people

missing the point since forever

^^^

too many headaches, not enough time.

I’d ask what Kanye said, but then I realized, it doesn’t matter 

I cant

But who’s surprised? We already know white people have no sense. Of course they would compare a song to the horrendous actions of the kkk…

No surprises.

Everybody is racist but them. And every instance of racism isn’t racist unless they think so.

So fucking psychotic I swear… since 1619…. and the entire time they never have they have thought they done anything wrong while they were doing it.

fire bombing homes, churches and  whole towns. lynching, rape, disfranchisement, terrorism and spreading hate through generations that continues this cycle…  exactly what Kanye West is doing. got it.  

Genocide, redlining, scientific experimentation based on ridiculous and unsubstantiated assumptions, the murder of children no younger than a couple of months for recreational sport, educational exploitation, financial exploitation…

Fuck…Kanye is a busy man. 

i’m kind of bummed he changed the title of the album to ‘yeezus’, i think ‘rich black american’ would have made so many racist white dudes’ butts hurt

That’s what it was originally called? I would’ve killed to have an action with that title in my collection!

Reblogging for truth.

I’d much prefer “Rich Black American”…really twist the knife.

heirofmedusa:

rneerkat:

darrynek:

rneerkat:

if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo

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oh

SCREAMING